I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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