there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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