he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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