Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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