Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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