This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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