Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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