why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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