how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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