Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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