I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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