yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
