he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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