i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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