I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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