You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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