his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Your cock deserves a montage
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
