Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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