Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We left the knife in your bed.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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