It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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