they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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