Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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