well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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