No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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