Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Fuck appropriateness.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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