so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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