whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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