I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
