Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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