Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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