It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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