is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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