I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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