he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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