Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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