There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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