ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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