i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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