Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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