A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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