i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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