So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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