ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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