So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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