The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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