this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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