So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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