I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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