google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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