You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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