you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
